بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم انا اليوم جايبلكم توبكات للماسنجر اتمنى انها تعجبكم
نبدا
1-[color="Green"] Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
2- All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
3- Always tell the truth, even when you lie
4- A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
5- Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
6- Gold-Lust!
7- I love cats...they taste just like chicken
8- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
9- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
10- Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
11- Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
12- Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.
13- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
14- I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
15- Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
16- The higher you are, the farther you fall
17- Dont steal, the government hates competition
18- Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!
19- Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.
20- I fear no man, I've got a gun.
21- -=[Armed & Dangerous]=-
22- {Straight Outta Compton}
23- MySpaceBarIsBroken!!
24- Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
25- Save water, Drink beer.
26- Underground yet mainstream like Saddam Hussain.
27- IS it just me, or do monkeys taste like fish?
28- I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot.
29- War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
30- I bent my wookie.
31- Don't you think that reading nicknames is a waste of time?
32- -={Rule Breaker}=-
33- [Large and in charge]
34- Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
35- Working is for people who |
: cutes girl
I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch1
2- Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!
3- Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!
4- Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
5- a million words wud not bring u bak i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...i kno coz iv cried
6- God made the land god, made the sea, he needed a pricess and so he made me!
7- When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I care
8- I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow
9- Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
10- A memory lasts forever, never does it die. True friends stay together and never say goodbye!
11- Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
12- I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl