it's good to be a woman>>>> lets gooooo
It is good to be a woman:
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We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
Taxis stop for us.
We do not look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
No fashion faux pass we make could ever rival the Speedo.
We do not have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
We will never regret piercing our ears.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they are not listening anyway