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• Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
• You were so cute when you were a baby...What happened?
• My folks were always asking me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
• Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
• Would you kindly shut your noise-hole
• I'm calling the police!... Right after I flush some tings.
• I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
• Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
• When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
• They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
• Dont steal, the government hates competition!
• Yes.. It was me who let the dogs out!
• Don't drink and drive, you might spill the beer in your car!
• You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
• You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
• I'm knot dumb!
• My door is always open so feel free to leave
• I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
• I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
• Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
• You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
• I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
• Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
• Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
• God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
• I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
• DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
• I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
• Dain Bramaged.
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken
• Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
• Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
• It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
• Cute But Psycho...
• I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!
• Life is hilariously cruel
• A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
• Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense
• When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you
• Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
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10-14-2006, 11:35 AM
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